The name's Jessica !!
Occupation ; FANGIRL
Married to all my biases
Young, Wild & Free

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock, via please-touch-me-sexually)

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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ouat-darlingpan:

I drove for miles and miles
and wound up at your door
I’ve had you so many times
but somehow I want more

{ x x }

 

(via astrugglingwriter)

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catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(Source: dopejonker, via please-touch-me-sexually)

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carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: dogs99999, via please-touch-me-sexually)

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via maryam-g)

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dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

(via please-touch-me-sexually)

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